Welcome.
This website is really old. Like its owner. I built it last century, back when we still used dial-up. And now in late 2025, I'm rebuilding it coz it needs some love. For September and October, you'll see the odd broken link while I revisit all 262 pages. Do excuse the mess. Let me know if you find the cat.
Artistic adventures
So, this is all my creative stuff. Paintings, drawings, stock photos, short stories, novels, code, virtual worlds, and game content.
More importantly though, isn't that cover photo fricking awesome? A brooding hot guy in a ragged thong standing on the helm of a steampunk submarine with a shark knife and diving helmet. No one has ever written that sentence before, and I promise, something's about to go down.
Is he slave or soldier? Villain or hero? Is he about to shank the officer, or charge outside to fight off an octopus swarm. And what's with the zombie eyes on the guy in the background? This could all turn dark very quickly. I can feel the tension in my loins. I bet you can't guess what happens next. That's OK, nor can I - I'm still writing the story in my head.
Back on track again. I'll expand this front page into some sort of literary masterpiece when I work out where everything's going, and indeed what I'm trying to achieve.
Have a brilliant day,
Andrew (Thommo) Thompson,
a.k.a Johnny Irumoto, Xay Tomsen, Xavier T